If I had even a scrap of savvy,
  I'd follow the main Way.

The main Way is very easy,
  but others prefer the side roads:

Corporate headquarters
  is arranged immaculately,
    but the codebase is a mess,
      the cubicles are bare.

Dressed in their elegant suits,
at their side their clever lawyers,
gorging on food and drink:
  this is called "robbery and vanity".

Not the eunuch's way,
  but the Unix way,
  no less!